What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

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What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on?

The barber ran

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

Search Jokes More Search Jokes

What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in?

Rome.

What do feminists search for on scavenger hunts?

Reasons to be offended.

Liter Jokes More Liter Jokes

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.