What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

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What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What do you call an alien from Austria?

Austalian

Why do aliens only abduct white people?

Because they are easier to see in the dark.

Search Jokes More Search Jokes

What do you call a little spanish girl that searches for Redditors?

Fedora the explorer.

What do you use to search for anime in Google?

Weabooleans

Liter Jokes More Liter Jokes

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter."