What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

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How many Chicago Policemen does it take to crack an egg?

None. It fell down the stairs.

How do blondes like their eggs?

Unfertilized

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Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

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How do you know you're at a redneck wedding?

Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church

What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!