What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

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What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

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Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

What is the worst city to be a cop in?

Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.

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How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

How do you know you're at a redneck wedding?

Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church