What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What is a Hindu?

It lays eggs

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

Why do stop lights turn red?

You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.