17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.
An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"
John Goty
Because she was fed up with the hole business.
Your girl has to chew before she swallows.
I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to
By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!
Your head.
To stop a kid napping.
One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it
17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins
Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.
Nah, I'm-a stay.
A candle-nah-brah