17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.
Fancy a bite
I'm not coming into work today
Nothing, you already told her twice.
He didn't believe in love at first sight.
10 books of Snow Whites
He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE
He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.
Put it down, Tyrone!"
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
A cop.
17 dirty apes.
A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
Anti feminists? Nah, they can't screw
A candle-nah-brah