How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why do people call the deceased "late"?

They aren't late.. They aren't coming.

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What are your two favourite times to party?

Daytime and night-time!

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

17 Jokes More 17 Jokes

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

Nah Jokes More Nah Jokes

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

What about "BusinessMyspace"?

Nah, it's taken. Okay, what about "LinkedIn"