Google, like everybody does.
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Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
Everybody misses Harambe.
Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.
Dustin Johnson sneezed.
St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.
Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!
Maths teachers, they make everybody count.
The lottery.
Piers Morgan.
You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.
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Everybody loves Putin!
I heard everybody had a blast.
Everybody hates Pilipinos.
Because he's a fun guy.
Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up
They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes
There's a little bit of good in everybody.
Let me hear something different.
On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.
Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.
The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why
A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.
A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.
A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.
Because she thought everybody loved her.
Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.
Because North Korea has no Seoul.
She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra
He committed barbercide.
Because it never gets old.
Mourning, everybody!
Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church
Everybody scramble!
Everybody loves Ramen.
Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.
Just flush it like everybody else does."
Everybody gets a piece.
Their teacher told them not to use tables!
Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"
With a culator
Cause 69's a mouthful!
It squats down on a Triceratops.
I never took a skinny on a girl's chest.
Pupil: Stop taking baths
Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!
I love green 'cos it reminds me of blue.
Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.
Give him the sheet music.
I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.
They use Google Mops.
No depth perception.
Your erection....
