Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHILARIOUS

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

What's red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.