Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop.

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Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

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What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

What's small red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.