Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What song to snakes like to sing ?

Viva Aspana !

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience"

How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

Why am I not asleep?

he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.