Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

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What body part never seems to win?

The feet.

Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?

A boar constrictor !

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

How do cows measure time?

In mooments

What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?

About three inches.

What is hard and six inches long?

my pen is