What did the elephant say to the famous detective ?

It's ele-mentary my dear Sherlock !

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What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

Why do elephants have trunks ?

Because they've no pockets to put things in !

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What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

What do you call a smart mexican?

Sherlock, Holmes.