Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What the difference between a black guy and a donut?

One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it

What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

Golf Course Jokes More Golf Course Jokes

Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock ...

What sock do you put on last?

The one that's left.