Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Raining elephants !

What do you call an elephant with a poor memory?

A bold and innovative departure from the hackneyed stereotypes that all too often dominate the joke-telling industry.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What the difference between a black guy and a donut?

One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it

Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

Golf Course Jokes More Golf Course Jokes

Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

How do you know when a hippy chick is on the rag?

She's only wearing one sock.