That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?
A garden Jose.
Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"
You don't. You get down off a goose.
If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.
Ammon old hand at picking locks !
They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh
The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.
An astronut.