How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.

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What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug?

A: Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.

What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

Goose Jokes More Goose Jokes

What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.