How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.

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Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

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How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

What is the definition of a goose ?

An animal that grows down as it grows up !