How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.

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What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?

You get very lumpy ice cream !

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How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.