How many nails are there in a lesbian's coffin?

None. It is all tongue and groove

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Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

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What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

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What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

What is a lesbians favorite type of woodworking joint?

Tongue and groove