How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

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How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."

Where is the English Channel ?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

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Why do rednecks like the doggie position?

That way they can both watch wrestling.

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

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Why thank u.. are u single?

She:No, I'm a dentist

What do u call a bad jokester?

Matteo

Neighbour Jokes More Neighbour Jokes

What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours ?

A hermit crab !

What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!

Poor Man Jokes More Poor Man Jokes

What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

How does a poor mans cube look like?

A: It's a sphere.

Binocular Jokes More Binocular Jokes

What is the singular form of binoculars?

telescope

Why did Joseph Goebbels own a pair of binoculars?

For proper gander purposes.