What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

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How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India?

He ate Rameet!

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Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

What do you call the god of cheese?

Cheesus

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How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?

Instagran

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Gee, you knit

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What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!