What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!

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Why is it that there aren't much natural oil resources in China?

They ate all the dinosaurs

What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time?

The Caliph ate.

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How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

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What do people call their grandmother in India?

Naana

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

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What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO !"

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh