So you can read her lips!
Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip
Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.
She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.
I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"
She was a woman.
One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.
From trying to blow out lightbulbs.
Because they drink it before it's cool.
no ballroom.
No ballroom.
