What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ?

A spooksman !

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What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

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What did one ghost say to another ghost?

Do you believe in people "

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

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What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ?

A spooksman !

What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?

A croaksman !