What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

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What is worse, balancing on a 100meter high rope or getting a BJ from a man?

Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

How do you sink a polish ship?

you put it in the water

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why are you standing in front of the Gentlement Restroom?

Sarah kept silent.

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

What do you call a man with no knees?

Toni

Wade Jokes More Wade Jokes

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade