What did the executioner say to the prisoner?

Hang on a minute."

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Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

It was low hanging fruit.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

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How many words can you type a minute?

ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle

Who's there ! Boiler ! Boiler who ?

Boiler egg for four minutes !

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How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.

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What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.

What's the most unfortunate name a prisoner can have?

Neil.