What did the executioner say to the prisoner?

Hang on a minute."

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Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

Where do cows go to hang out?

The slaughterhouse. Emphasis on **hang**.

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What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

Who are the world's fastest readers?

The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry

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How does the executioner like his coffee?

Decap

What did the executioner say to the prisoner?

Hang on a minute."

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What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?

A Kong - vict !

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.