What did the executioner say to the prisoner?

Hang on a minute."

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What did "O" said to "Q"?

Dude, your is hanging out"

What did the executioner say to the prisoner?

Hang on a minute."

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How long is one minute?

It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

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How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

How does the executioner like his coffee?

Decap

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Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul