How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

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Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"

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Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

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Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

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Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.