How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

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Why doesn't Superman watch Game of thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.

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Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

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What did the executioner say to the prisoner?

Hang on a minute."

What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.

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What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

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How do you pick up a black guy?

With a noose.

What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.