What's the most unfortunate name a prisoner can have?

Neil.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.