What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.

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Why did Santa want a divorce?

His wife made sure he only came once a year.

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

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How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

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Nah I'ma stay"

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Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

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Hang on a minute."

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What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.

Why did Marie Antoinette travel the world?

Where else would she beheaded