What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.

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What u doing later?

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Remove the ring and your house is gone.

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She couldn't find the Dior

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Russel.

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What did the executioner say to the prisoner?

Hang on a minute."

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Why did Marie Antoinette travel the world?

Where else would she beheaded

What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.