What did the failed Swedish chef say?

All that hard Bork and nothing to show for it .

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What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.

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How do you sink a Swedish submarine?

Knock on the hatch.

What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.