How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

Previous Random Joke Next

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows

Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

Why are farmers cruel?

A: They pull corn by the ears.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneers?

Under his buckin' hat.