What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom?

He farts.

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What do you say when you meet a German virgin for the first time?

Guden Tight

What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

How do you make hard cider?

Put it in the freezer.

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!