What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

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How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

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Why can't you fart in an apple car?

It doesn't have windows.

What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR

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Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

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What do you call a flatulent teacher?

A tutor

Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor :)