What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

What fish is the most valuable?

A goldfish.

Drain Jokes More Drain Jokes

Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

Aquarium Jokes More Aquarium Jokes

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(