It lost its porpoise.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
He was sleeping with the fishes.
It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(
WATER YOU DOING
Giant Fish Tanks.
An aard-shark!
Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF
Heavy petting.
She had harp failure.
Where's my tractor?
Because they're infeggtious
You get banned from the petting zoo.
Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.
He wanted to catch up on his sleep.
You have served your porpoise.
He lost his porpoise in life.
I put soap and water in there every day...
Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it
A: She was beside herself.
Both crews were marooned.
No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.
The guy with the bulge in his sock ...