What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

Who's there ! Carlene ! Carlene who ?

Carlene against that wall

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How do fish go into business ?

The start on a small scale !

What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na :D