What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

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Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How do you confuse an irishman?

Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.

What do Pink Floyd &amp Dale Earnhart have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.