What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

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What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

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What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

Both of their biggest hits were the wall.

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !

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What sort of net is useless for catching fish ?

A football net !

How do the fish get to school ?

By octobus !