What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

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What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

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What's Shakespeare's favorite video game?

Sonnet the hedgehog

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?