What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do a dog and a nearsighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose.

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

the second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

Shakespeare Jokes More Shakespeare Jokes

What do you call an alcoholic with Parkinson's?

Shakespeare (say it out loud)

What was the slogan for Shakespeare's camping shop?

Now is the winter of our discount tents