What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

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What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

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What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water

What should be done in case of apparent drowning?

Take the parent out of the water

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What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

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What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

the second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."