What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

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What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

Where do beavers go to cash their paychecks?

The riverbank.

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What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

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Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.