What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

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Where do beavers go to cash their paychecks?

The riverbank.

What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

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What should be done in case of apparent drowning?

Take the parent out of the water

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

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What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"