What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

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What do Pink Floyd & Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common?

Their last biggest hit was The Wall

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

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What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

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What do fish do when they are angry with each other?

They coral

Why is the ocean blue?

Because all the fish in there goes "bloo bloo bloo"