What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

What kind of car does a cat drive?

A Cadillac.

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Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!

Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

How do you know your S&amp?

M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.

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What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's a big plus

What's the best thing about alzheimers?

You're always meeting new people.

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What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.