Why did italy cross the road?

To switch sides

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

When an Amish buggy breaks down on the side of the road, who do they call?

Triple Hay

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the clown cross the road?

A: To find his rubber chicken.

What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks "

Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

What is worse than the earthquake in Italy?

The Holocaust.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

Why did Kesha switch "$" back to an "s"?

Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.

Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

OC) Too many persuasive esses.