Why did italy cross the road?

To switch sides

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

What's the most popular occupation in Italy?

Pastatution.

How many people live in the lower part of Italy?

There are literally Sicilians.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

What do you call the Israeli PM when he switches search engines?

Benjamin Netangoogle

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.