Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

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What do you call a herpes pun?

a play on warts

What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

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Where do all the good boys go to hide away?

r/cringepics Based off Daya's song "Hide Away"

How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

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What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills?

An ambulance.

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Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

A: Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.