What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What did the sea say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

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What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

Selfish

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

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How does a skeleton solve a problem?

With the bare-bones approach.

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

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What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

How long you two been married?

It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.