What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

Neither of them got to sea!

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What do fish smoke?

Seewead

What did the Spanish musician say when he went fishing?

Castanets!

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How do skeletons greet each other?

Bon'nichiwa

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

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What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.