What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

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Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

Why didn't the skeleton make a good lawyer?

All his work was pro bono.

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What sort of net is useless for catching fish ?

A football net !

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

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How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

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Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

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What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.