What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

Selfish

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Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

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Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

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What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

Selfish

What do you call an egoistical sea animal?

Selfish