How long you two been married?

It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What shakes at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

Long Time Jokes More Long Time Jokes

Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.