Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

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What do you call a cow that plays with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

Who writes all his plays on the Internet?

Will-e. Shakespeare.

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How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.

What do fish do when they are angry with each other?

They coral

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What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

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What do you call a can of tuna in a lesbians back pocket?

DIP

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

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What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue ) I knew you'd get stuck on that

What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.