What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

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Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where does Santa go on vacation?

North Pole-land

Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

Fog Jokes More Fog Jokes

What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.