Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

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Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation?

To Palm Beach.

Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

Why aren't there any feminists in Japan?

Whale huntings legal

What food guide does a Chicagoan need in Japan?

A Ramen Manual.

9 Year Old Jokes More 9 Year Old Jokes

What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.

What did one dry erase marker say to the other?

I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.