Fog Jokes

What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

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What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

When driving through fog what should you use?

A: Your car.

What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

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What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

Why did the snail paint an S on the back of his car?

So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"

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What does the Chinese Candy Crush Saga say..?

Clear all the Jerry!

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

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UCLA.

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UCLA

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What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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What happens to all Vertibird pilots?

They Fallout

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman?

To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

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What's a nanny's favorite letter?

I don't know, but it's not E.

How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know man, you weren't there!

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Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

because it provides cavity protection