Fog Jokes

What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

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What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

When driving through fog what should you use?

A: Your car.

What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Clear Jokes More Clear Jokes

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

What do you use to clear the air of stupid?

A HERPA filter

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What would happen if the BLM people became white lives matter?

They would finally be right.

What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d