Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

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Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

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If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.