Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call someone who drinks too much water?

An aquaholic...

What do you a Mars with water?

Wars

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

What are you having?

First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

What do you call Italian women in a sauna?

A: Gorillas In The Mist!

What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist