Because he mist it.
Water.
An aquaholic...
He only had Non-Stick pans.
He knows a little ham goes a long way.
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
A sweet buzz!
When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.
Boil the hell out of it.
Kermit the Fog !
Gorillas in the mist