Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

Why can't black people swim?

Because there is no water in Africa.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How would you like that cooked?

gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

Why is Nixon a bad chef?

Because he is not a cook.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

What is hail?

A: Hard-boiled rain.

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

What do you call Italian women in a sauna?

A: Gorillas In The Mist!