Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

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What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

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What mathematical cube can you cook with?

A boolean cube!

How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

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What is hail?

A: Hard-boiled rain.

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Log jam.

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.