Because he mist it.
Have it wear an aqua-fur.
Because there is no water in Africa.
gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously
Because he is not a cook.
He had a very esteemed colleague.
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?
A: Hard-boiled rain.
A: Gorillas In The Mist!