What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

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What do dark jokes and food have in common?

Not everyone gets them

What food is good for the brain?

Noodle soup.

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What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What do you call a bison that's sick to his stomach?

A barffalo

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Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.

What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.