Digest Jokes

Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.

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What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

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Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny

What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common?

They're both ash-holes.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

Pony Jokes More Pony Jokes

Why couldn't the pony speak clearly?

He was a little hoarse.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

What is the tallest building in the world?

The library, it’s got the most stories!

What's the tallest building?

A library, because it has so many stories.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

A: Tulips.