Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

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Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

How can you make your d bigger?

CAPS LOCK

Skrillex Jokes More Skrillex Jokes

How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....

What is it called when Skrillex has a throat infection?

Dubstrep.