Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

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Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby daughter?

The baby, because she's a little bigger.

D Jokes More D Jokes

What is the difference between a laddie and a lady?

One has a d where the other doesn't.

How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

Skrillex Jokes More Skrillex Jokes

How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....

What is it called when Skrillex has a throat infection?

Dubstrep.