Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

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When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment

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What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

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Whats a pirates favourite letter???

Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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What is it called when Skrillex has a throat infection?

Dubstrep.

Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.