What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

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What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

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What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

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Why don't I enjoy certain middle eastern food?

Because it just makes me falafel.

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.