What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying?

Prepear for the end.

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What can save a dying blonde?

A: Hair transplants.

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

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Why does VALVE end with 2?

Because they can't count to

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut