What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

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How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

A: Rep Tiles

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How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him?

ey, get off me homes!

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What do you call the neighborhood where all the poor Italians live?

The spaghetto.

What's upside down and downside up at the same time ?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

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Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

How do ghosts get ghouls interested in them?

They woooooooOOOOOOOooooo them.

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How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room

Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.