What can save a dying blonde?

A: Hair transplants.

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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

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Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box