What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

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They both begin a trip at the post!

How would the Mexican Star-Spangled Banner begin?

Jose can you see

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Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

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The children always end up with lice in their hair.

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Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.

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R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N

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Boo! T

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T and Qs.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

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Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

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The outside.

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Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue."

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

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Why isn't Cindy spelled Sindie?

Whoever caid C makes an S cound was ctupid.

How do you confuse an AP student?

Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )