What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

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Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography?

Dear Reader"

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What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate."

How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.

N Jokes More N Jokes

Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

T Jokes More T Jokes

What is Mr. T's favorite month?

April, fools

How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's black and brown on the inside and blue and white on the outside?

Jail

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

C Jokes More C Jokes

What is the integral of 1/cabin?

B: "Log cabin!" A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.